what I tweet

1. What if life came with a guarantee, reassuring me that everything would be all right?
2. Why is Monday so far away from Friday, and Friday so bloody close to Monday?!
3. When I was younger, I put my face close to the fan to hear my robot voice
4. I have the perfect story, and you are the happy ending
5. Common sense is not so common
6. Life throws me lemonade but I’m making lemonade out of what life has given me - though I don't like lemonade
7. I procrastinate and always regret it. But I never learn my lesson
8. I’m a part-time student, full-time slacker
9. We all have different strengths and weaknesses. But the way we all complemented each other with our strengths made our weaknesses immaterial
10. Don't look where you fall, but where you slipped
11. I need to get my A's. I'm an Asian not a Bsian
12. Never regret something if it once made you smile (:
13. To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy
14. To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone
15. A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you today just the way you are
16. There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship
17. When things get tough, just remember that this is a necessary chapter in your life that's unfolding exactly as it should
18. Pain is such a certainty, but uncertainty is more painful
19. When Life Gives You a Bad Romance, show everyone your Poker Face, buy a new Telephone, call Alejandro
20. One move can bring people together, make you believe like you’re something more, set a whole generation free. I'm making my move, will I succeed?