Did you think about it all the time?
Every seven seconds? or more?
You talk about it, brag and make jokes.
"Oh man, you won't even believe how many hours it lasted."
"You're kidding! All I got last night was a five minute quickie!"
The fact of the matter is, you NEED it.
We all have our "requirements." Our "quotas."
Don't be ashamed.
It's perfectly natural!
And, like it or not, everyone does it.
Our grandparents did it... Oprah does it... In fact, your mom is probably doing it right now.
And if you don't get enough?
You're not alone.
The nights are the worst.
That's when you walk down the streets knowing that EVERYONE AROUND YOU IS GETTIN' SOME!
Every seven seconds? or more?
You talk about it, brag and make jokes.
"Oh man, you won't even believe how many hours it lasted."
"You're kidding! All I got last night was a five minute quickie!"
The fact of the matter is, you NEED it.
We all have our "requirements." Our "quotas."
Don't be ashamed.
It's perfectly natural!
And, like it or not, everyone does it.
Our grandparents did it... Oprah does it... In fact, your mom is probably doing it right now.
And if you don't get enough?
You're not alone.
The nights are the worst.
That's when you walk down the streets knowing that EVERYONE AROUND YOU IS GETTIN' SOME!
Sleep: the sex of our generation.
...the nights are the worst...
...the nights are the worst...
1 comment:
OMG. Chee Peng! Hahahaha.. So funny d picture of you sleeping!! :P
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